So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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