Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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