You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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