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Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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