She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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