We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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