I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
