Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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