I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and she was petting her beer can
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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