If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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