Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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