i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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