She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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