We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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