And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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