Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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