Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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