That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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