so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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