last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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