Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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