i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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