did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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