I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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