I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize