Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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