Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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