So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The best revenge is premature balding
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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