My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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