I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.