he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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