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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.