My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you