she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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