Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Fuck appropriateness.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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