so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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