Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
God, I missed his penis.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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