Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
