? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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