Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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