Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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