I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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