My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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