just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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