She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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