she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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