Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
meet me or not, i'm out of control
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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