Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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