There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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