If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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