That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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