I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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