What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
