Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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